Wednesday, August 06, 2008

The movie you've been waiting for

The top ten bylines/slogans/blurbs for Hansie, the story of Hansie Cronje's life:

10.Hansie: Never say "no" a bookie

9. Hansie: Praise the Lord, for he hath sent me a brown manila envelope

8. Hansie: The most expensive pitch reporter ever

7. Hansie: Whatever the Aussies can do, I can do better

6. Hansie: One step ahead of the Indian Police

5. Hansie: From the green veldt to the green felt, a rags-to-riches story

4. Hansie: Covenants with God are cool, deals with bookies are better

3. Hansie: The story of a man who couldn't keep his hands out of others' pockets

2. Hansie: When a match needed fixing, he was there

1. Hansie: So long, and baie dankie for the fixes


Blogger Moses @ Beer and Sport said...

Where in the world is Hansie Cronje?

Hansie's Eleven (starring George Clooney as Hansie and Brad Pitt as Herscelle)

The South African job (Charlize Theron would have to be involved in the remake)

The Cronje Identity (Matt Damon)

Team South Africa: Corruption Police

9:46 PM  
Blogger Samir Chopra said...

Moses: Welcome to EOC. Not a bad job at all I must say. I especially like the involvement of Charlize Theron in this affair. Hansie's Eleven and the Cronje Identity sound like bestsellers.

9:52 PM  
Blogger Straight Point said...

hansie: the man who 'booked' his life for cricket...

6:10 AM  
Blogger Jrod said...

The actual tag line is

The legacy of a hero, the story of a man

i shit you not

9:55 AM  
Blogger Samir Chopra said...

JRod: Truly gag-inducing. Are you going for the opening night in London?

10:54 AM  
Blogger Jrod said...

Not sure how i get invited to that, as i hate born again christians far more than saffers.

11:55 AM  
Blogger pathan said...

come on man! i know he made a mistake--and he paid for it dearly--but that shouldnt blind us from appreciating him as a great cricketer, and a wonderful captain!

9:45 PM  
Blogger Samir Chopra said...


Thanks for the comment. I'm not sure if Hansie was a great captain or batsman but I'm not knocking his playing ability in this post. Just his judgment (which should have been better as a national captain!)


6:41 PM  

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