Desperate times

Homer, tongue-firmly-in-cheek, wonders if India can save this match. All I can say is: Where is the bloody Shiv Sena when you need them? C'mon guys, the South Africans are outsiders too (they don't speak Marathi, or even know who the great Chhatrapati was), and they aren't Hindus either! In fact, they have a Muslim playing for them. Horrors. Catch that train from Mumbai, bring along your shovels and get to work on the pitch.